And now, a few words from Malcolm and Milkwood, stars of the hit novel BLOOD AND SAWDUST!

MILKWOOD: “Hey, looks like our book is selling well.”
MALCOLM: “Like I give a shit? We don’t see any of that fat cash. Besides, I got us a fight in Alaska.”
MILKWOOD: “Uh, Alaska? Why?”
MALCOLM: “It’s the only state next to Canada.”
MILKWOOD: “What? No it isn’t! Holy flying fuck, kid, have you ever seen a globe?”
MALCOLM: “Well, have you ever fought a bear?”
MILKWOOD: “Yes, Malcolm. All Canadians get the right to vote after we defeat our first grizzly. OF COURSE I’VE NEVER FOUGHT A BEAR!”
MALCOLM: “Well fuck, sorry PETA-Boy. Look, folks, unless you want Milkwood here to fight a bear-”
MALCOLM: “Then buy BLOOD AND SAWDUST off us here so we can get bus fare to a decent fight town. Like Stone Mountain, Georgia.”
MILKWOOD: “I already regret this but . . . why Stone Mountain, Georgia?”
MALCOLM: “Because there’s this guy who has a puma that knows karate and-”
MILKWOOD: “Faaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.”

About ridlerville

Jason S. Ridler is a historian, writer, and improv actor. He is the author of A TRIUMPH FOR SAKURA, BLOOD AND SAWDUST, the Spar Battersea thrillers and has published over sixty stories in such magazines and anthologies as The Big Click, Beneath Ceaseless Skies, Out of the Gutter, and more. He also writes the column FXXK WRITING! for Flash Fiction Online. A former punk rock musician and cemetery groundskeeper, Mr. Ridler holds a Ph.D. in War Studies from the Royal Military College of Canada. He lives in Richmond, CA. Visit him on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jason.ridler.56
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